After a couple of hours and a few drinks later:

Ralph- ...and eat..
Alan- Large quantities of..
Mish- Piss...not, something better than that.
Alan- I want the best!
Mish- Waiter, a bottle of the best.
Alan- A bottle of the best urine you have. Price is no object. Oh yes yes.
Ralph- We have this one from 1949, this is...actually..
Alan- Royal Piss.
Ralph- Royal Piss. That's a royal piss-off....yes Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the 93rd annual Piss-Off...you can piss off anything you want.
Alan- The Olympic record is 27 feet..
Mike- Straight up.
Alan- Into a Dixie cup.
Mish- No, a Coke bottle.
Ralph- Once upon a time...the microphone nearly committed suicide.
Mike- It's not a microphone.
Ralph- Little black box?
Alan- Buddha and the Chocolate Box. Remember how frustrated Maggie used to get?
Mish- She never figured out what it was.
Alan- Good.
Mish- She'd say' "What does 'Buddha and the Chocolate Box' mean"?
Mike- What is 'Buddha and the Chocolate Box'?
Alan- Never mind. The only time you can hear it is when the commercial is playing
Mish- Yes, and Rob says it.
Alan- Yup.
Mike- Boogie around the Chocolate Box?
Mish- No, Buddha and the Chocolate Box.
Ralph- Boot?
Alan- Buddha
Mish- Buddha. Like Buddha, you touch it's stomach.
Ralph- Boot around the Chocolate Box.
Alan- Buddha! It's a religion, remember?
Mike- Hi, I'm a Buddha. I'm a cow, what's the message?
Ralph- Sacred?
Mike- Sacred Cow!
Ralph- Buddha and the Chocolate is some sexual reference or something like that?
Mish- Probably.
Mike- Yes, chocolate means the left eyeball.
Ralph- The left eyeball's box.
Mish- Buddha..
Ralph- ..in the chocolate box.
Mish- Referring to...beep.
Ralph- Harold Zinger.
Alan- The well known..smuggler..
Mike- ..of penicillin bacteria.
Alan- ..into the United States..
Ralph- ..of Canada..
Alan- ...last year alone, 27 tons of raw...
Ralph- ..Dung..
Alan- ..was brought into the United States, much to the horror of the F.B.I.
Mike- What's brown and sounds like a bell?...Dung!
All- Dung, dung, dung.
Alan- The Dung Chorus.
Mike- The Galloping Dung.
Alan- Yes, that lovable TV show, Sammy and the Dung.
Mike- ..The Dung Line.